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Maybe in my old age I’m getting too laid back. Last night at supper I was eating my salad – arugula from Whole Foods – and for some reason I looked at my fork before putting it in my mouth. There was a lady bug on one of the arugula leaves! I didn’t scream, or jump up, or fall down or faint; I just took off the bug, walked into the bathroom and gave it a ride down the water slide. And kept on eating. Should I have called Whole Foods? Should I have called the Health Department? Am I nuts?
@Marie: This makes me laugh. I’ll send Maurice and Gigi, the best bird killers I know.
Needed the cats today as two blacks crows aggressively went for my head as I walked out of a small gift store. I lost an earing during the ordeal..put a sweater over my head to go back and get it and was struck again. A disgusting experience for sure….
I was studying for finals and after awhile I naturally decided to go “relieve” myself so I walked into a bathroom and did my job on the toilet. Some person is next to me, takes a pee, flushes and gets out. So then I walk out and, this old lady is standing there. It hits me. I’m in the woman’s bathroom. So as casually as I can I walk out not making eye contact or saying a word to the lady. As I walk out, about a dozen people see me do it, I rush over to my desk and I hide behind my laptop and try to do work, traumatized by the previous incident. Then I see the old lady walking around the library looking for “something” so it appeared, so I took off my hat and sweatshirt and made myself as small as possible. I called my dad and GOT OUT ASAP.
OIY VEY!
I have two girlfriends who were laid off from their jobs. They have been interviewing non-stop for months and cannot find a job. Meanwhile, I go into Rite Aid and it takes me more than 15 minutes to check out because there is one person working in the entire store. Yes, ONE PERSON. Why is this?
Is there ever ONE DAY where there aren’t people either blasting the road apart or hacking down trees with chain saws? I can’t take the noise. I am now working inside my own home AND WEARING EAR PLUGS!
I just ran into the lady who’s picture was on my shopping cart and I thought she needed medical assistance she was so old! OIY VEY!
Re: getting rid of the queen ant, I’m sure the queen, like the president, has plenty of minders i.e. guards as protection to keep away danger. Maybe you need to hire the main guard to run interference!
I married a guy who lied on his profile and I was stupid enough to trust him. Anybody can type anything and we’re supposed to believe it.
How about the people who put pictures of themselves on their business cards (Real Estate Agents – are you reading this?) and their picture is from 20 years ago. You meet them and you want to say “Update your picture, why don’t you? Let the dream die – you don’t look like this anymore!” But you don’t want to hurt their feelings. Thank you for this site!
A big “OMG” to all the internet daters that flat out LIE!! I don’t care what kind of lie you tell- whether it is about marital status, where you live, income, job, smoker/non-smoker etc…You are going to get found out. Sometimes not on the first or second date, but sooner or later, so what’s the point? The most ridiculous lies are the obvious lies – body type and age. It doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out if someone posts a picture that was taken 15 years ago.
Does anyone know how to get rid of ants in the house without harming pets? This whole orange oil thing kills them on site, but it doesn’t do anything about killing the Queen in her nest who obviously is quite frisky by the number of ants I see every day!
You can buy ant poison that only the ants can get to; put it in a cupboard or under the sink and the ants will find it and take it back to the nest.
Co-workers who are related to the owner, sons in particular. They feel because of the last name they can slack off and be held to a lower standard. They even remind you about that last name and brag about it!
Why does my cleaning lady only use 4 rags to clean my entire two story home? I have tons of rags. Why won’t she use more? I’ve told her 100 times but there is a “language” barrier….. it’s disgusting, 4 rags…..